No Visits Nor Visitors

On the advice of health authorities we must stay home for the holidays. No visits and no visitors and no and’s, if’s or but’s allowed. This means you have to get a small turkey for Christmas this year. As a result finding a small turkey for two is an arduous task given that they are in short supply.

Ordering a small turkey by ☎️ may sound something like this from the inside of a callers home…

“Hello, hello…Ahh yes please…a turkey for two, to go please,,,What’s that you say?…Tofu turkey? …you kidding me right…I said SMALL…for…TWO…no,no,no…Ohhhh, OK…I get it now…you say there’s too few small turkeys…ha,ha…tofu…too few…no, no, no it’s my bad hearing you see…now what’s that you say…there’s a run on them…Whaaat!..you making them run, how’s that then…to loose weight you say?…won’t that take too long?…so you say I should vaccinate the turkey ehh!!…to cure it!…or quicker to go online and look for canned turkey…ehh! ehh!!…🦃, 😡 !xx?!!!”