The Chamber Pot Cheers

At some point in history the chamber pot 🚽moved indoors. But who cares nowadays that the convenience is an afterthought. 💡Imagine having to rush outside 🤺 in the middle of a winters night to the outhouse.

It all has to begin with the potty. Most kids will be trained in the how the potty works driving their parents a little potty in the process.

On the night before a new year a family 👩‍👩‍👧‍👧 gathered for an excuse to install a dining room light and a take-out dinner was brought in. During dinner junior decided to sit on the yellow turtle potty. After a short while junior declared that a deposit had safely been made. This proud announcement was greeted with loud 🍻 and clapping 👏 of encouragement from the dinner table. Junior looked most 😃 with himself.

After dessert happy news came from afar by skype. The screams of joy brought the neighbours 🏃‍♀️ to see if things were 👌 . Somebody must have called for the ambulance 🚑 because the siren stopped right outside the house. The paramedics rushed in and placed everyone under 🏠 arrest. “What’s going on?” they wanted to know.

Silence greeted their question.

The family knew to stay 🤫 . Not a word was spoken.

As the ambulance 🚑 retreated the Para’s heard mighty screams 😱 of joy once more.

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