Wordling

It seems like the world wakes up to Wordle, the electronic wonder game of guessing the five letters of a word in six tries.

Even the roosters have taken to the cause crying out “Wordle do Wardle a do”

Like it or not Wordling is what’s going on. It’s addictive. There should be a flashing warning sign on your 📺 “Carry on wayward friends you will cry some more”. The stress on entering the sixth attempt is unhealthy and if you feel the sweat running down your face just walk away, breathe deeply and it will come to you.

If you’re not a Wordler then you missing out on life. Imagine a conversation with the unconverted. “How is your Wordle today?”

Comes the reply “Look buster you leave my Wordle alone!!!”

Wordle has been taken to a higher level for those folks with serious talent. Quordle is the point of no return. Kids won’t make it to school, phones go unanswered and the dog not walked. The time spent Wordling/Quordling will have a profound impact on productivity. As GDP’s decline so will the standard of living. This in turn will solve the climate change problem as well as overpopulation.

So before hell freezes over take to Wordling and save the world.

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