A Turkey For Two

Remember all the frantic runs on things like toilet paper 🧻 , sanitizer, leaving empty shelves and long lines at the checkout with overflowing shopping carts. Heck everything takes time inside this pandemic.

Now there’s a run on small turkeys which are in high demand this year as public health policy calls for no merriment through Christmas meaning no visitors and no visits. Stay home folks 🏠 in your bubble.

Ordering a small turkey by ☎️ may sound something like this from inside a callers home…

“Hello, hello…Ahh yes please…a turkey for two, to go please,,,What’s that you say?…Tofu turkey? …you kidding me right…I said SMALL…for…TWO…no,no,no…Ohhhh, OK…I get it now…you say there’s too few small turkeys…ha,ha…tofu…too few…no, no, no it’s my bad hearing you see…now what’s that you say…there’s a run on them…Whaaat!..you making them run, how’s that then…to loose weight you say?…won’t that take too long?…so you say I should vaccinate the turkey ehh!!…to cure it!…or quicker to go online and look for canned turkey…ehh! ehh!!…🦃, 😡 !xx?!!!”

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