Curves

Lets get this curve thing straightened out before we have any misconceptions Funky Folks. So to the point…

Curves are the path of a moving point, a trend or the deviation from a straight line which is what happens on a ride check when the officer says, “Walk along that line sir”, and you giggle when you try. You’ll find yourself in the paddywagon for sure. But I deviate Funky Folks.

To take stock of things in our little world something is either up or down, good or bad, hot or cold, strong or weak. There are no shades of grey in this model folks.

Take the stock market for instance. Plummet hardly describes what has happened in the last few weeks. Call it the X chromosome for purposes of illustration. On the flip side we have the Y chromosome.

Funky Folks you are right in thinking that said X’s and Y’s have a relationship. There’s a good chance that if the X curve is flattened for instance this will flatter the Y curve which will flatten in unison. Y can flatter X too you know. We then have X and Y lying low, flattened like lions in the grass stalking prey.

Gadzooks Funky Folks authorities have been saying if we flatten the Coronavirus curve we have it beat. Now because of this relationship the plummeting stock market will return. A hundred percent chance of that Funky Folks. I’m this confident of this relationship.

But or this to happen Funky Folks authorities are saying we have some hoops to get through. Go home…Il est temps de rentrer a la maison…Ga na huis…Ga hjem…Yiya ekhaya…Voetsek. Stay home. Self-isolate and meditate. Talk to the walls. Climb them. Work on your cool promo piece/video you can put out there like so many have done. Create space between your self and them other-selves for the sake of all selves out there. Invest in washing hands, wringing them together like there is no tomorrow. Buy some worry-beads online or play patience. Ohh and flatter yourself , your friends, their friends and friends of there friends. This is “Ubuntu” Funky Folks

Me thinks Funky Folks that that after flattening Cononavirus there’s a wonderful chance for us to take stock and flatten some the curves like global warming, poverty and population growth with the same urgency. Wodya think?

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