Skywalker Meme’s

Greatest Good Early Morning Funky Folks. I wus wokein’ earl dis morn ‘cause me wunted ta chek-owt Sunrise ‘n howdis transmitin’ me-to-me ting woiks. You’se see Sun git’s up mithee earl so it wus mithee importn’t like ta stand redie for dat fire in da sky ta com splash’n’ all over me day. Mithtee importn’t ta hav me ear ta de groun so’s ta spoke.

So’s de first ting Sun says ta me, “Git ready sunny-boy she’s be’a sooper-dooper-fun-day. Jus you’se waits fir wat me havs ‘n store.”

Den Sun winks me like she’s sez na mor seecrits ‘tween us eh!. Holly smoke, fom de fire ‘n da sky Funky Folks, tis wus ‘n #metome hashtag meme.

Me looked at me in utter astonish.

Me hadta blinks ‘cause me darn sures Sun wus smiling like dem emoji tings do as she rizes up twixt de skywalkers, claiming rights ta possess de whole darn universe.

Sun nevah tooks sicks-leaf. Me mean fir days missin’ Sun, shebe hindin’ behindin’ dem clowd.

You’se askin’, “How da ya knows dis?”

Me say, “Sun speaks to me as she riz ye see. Twas when Sun tells me dat me can like carry her ‘round de ‘hole day, inside me, me mean. Me ‘hole mind wus like blow’n Funky Folks.”

Imagin’ dis Funky Folks. Dat burnin’ feelin’ inside ya ta git tings dun dis day, like “Dear Diary me riz earl dis morn ta says, “ Hellooo Sun.”. Sun’s sayin’ da day be somethin’ like “supercalifragilisticexpialidocious”…me tinks.

Merriam and Webster, de ones dem skywalker fellow follows says dat means…nutin’ but mebe “astonish ‘n wunder.” Holly smokes Funky Folks dis total how me felt…burnin’ wit astonish ‘n wunder.

Me’s wrote “Dear Diary me hadta stepway fom dis confuse so me excuse me fom Dim Sun ta git me coffee. Me swears no word offa lie Funky Folks dat me hear‘n voice say’n, “Carpe Diem.”

‘N dats wuts me did. Me whistle smilin’, wit me tax filie’n’. Ways too mush fun Funky Folks ‘cept me attached one o’dem emoji tings showin’ super-emotion ‘casuse me owed much mula,

Couldn’a belieev, me put me hands togither, bowd ‘n tanked Sun, de greetest skywalker ever, as she went down for de night ‘n me say. “#MayThe4thBe ithYou.

“Noooo worry. Sees ya ‘n de ‘morrow sunny-boy.”

Me wus ofer de moonshine.

Agin me rizes up earl, redie ta shine…on.

#maythe4thbewithyou #metome