Spring Breaks

Yes Funky Folks youse be breathin’ a big sigh of relief, I know ‘cause I heard it. Dem boidies, awe dey so on de wing eh! I know ‘cause I saw me buddy Robin in the tree. Chirpin’ one better he was ‘nhiz red, red coat. Singin’ sumpitn like “live, laugh, be happy”. So close he was; could read hiz beak.

Suddenly a girlie joined im, like outta dem blues. Musta bin de Dove deodorant under hiz wing he put on for attraction. Who knows Funky Folks? But when I saw She wuz wearing a ring on her left leg I knew, Love was in the air I tells ya Funky Folks. Unbelievable! Saw it tru’ my ‘noculars I did. I laffed no end I tells youse. I wuz so hiphop I falls tru dah winda.

Dere I woz lying on dah ground. Me took another wiff of the sweet grass that had riz, high fom de spring wain and before me eyes was a fat juicy worm. Now de early bird catches the worm youse know Funky Folks. Must be whys all dem boids wake youse Funky Folks up so early eh! Like dem Hardidad boids. Tis ‘n awful carcophany. Way worse than the worst rock bands eh!.

Twasn’t long ‘fore dem geeses were flappin’ madly, squawkin’ so loud. Flying ‘na big white V-day formation day were, underside o dem all-black tops they had. Youse would’na believe yourse big eyes Funky Folks Flying united like dis maid dem so hipee I tells youse Funky Folks, dat dey were all comin’ home like dem snow-boids.

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